Over activity
Due to over zealous activity over the weekend, the author has reluctantly agreed to posting forwards from her sister. Funny. Nonetheless, and I am sure Sarah heads this organisation but would greatly benefit from some of the classes, pity about gender bias. I am sure my brother would join with me in collectively lamenting "poor Rob."
W.I.C.O.E. (Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL: Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
W.I.C.O.E. (Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion: DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
REMOTE CONTROL: Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
Labels: Odd
posted by Emma @ 14.11.06
7 comments
7 Comments:
there is no poor rob it is housewife sarah at the moment poor sarah!!
Sarah has home help and a job no poor housewife there. a housewife for a one bedroom house! yeah right
hahaha. Sign my partner up please.
Can we add to the curriculum?;
Beer Bottle Tops: Why they are not Frisbees,
Bathroom Etiquette: How to clean your shaving debris and
The Art of False Civility: How to welcome her family.
what no censorship, i feel there is a battle of sisters. This is such a gender bias, a not necessary agenda that could only come from a reformist. And look what happens to reformists, little johnny walks every morning with zeal, and the high court agrees with him. So in accord with the new awa's if there is no work sack, form a bosses agenda and a new work relationship agreement needs to be issued.
I think i fell into that, its called marriage!!!!!!
dad quit posting anonymously on myu blog or i won't post your comments. for anyone who couldn't acertain which comments were my father's refer comment one and four.
youre wrong. i'm busy, wish you were to. be brave publish
sarah or dad, which ever ridiculous member of my family just posted that last comment. did you forget to tell everyone as well as being busy how important you are. It's a bit rich to make a generalisation that i'm not busy. Why not ask what i've been up too? But given your importance you might not have time for common people like me.
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